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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Half this game is ninety percent mental.
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Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home at 9:30.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
~ Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens) 1835 - 1910
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
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It is well for people to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean.
~ Luther Burbank 1849 - 1926
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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