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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
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Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.
~ Unknown -
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
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Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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Never test the waters with both feet.
~ Unknown -
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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
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