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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
~ Charles Barkley -
Posted By: Bill C
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
~ Ronald Reagan 1911 - 2004
Posted By: anonymous
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If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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I don’t drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
~ Robert Downey, Jr. -
Posted By: anonymous
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'Whines' are products of sour grapes.
~ Unknown -
Posted By: anonymous
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If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change.
~ John A Simone Sr. 1932 - 1996
Posted By: anonymous
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Posted By: anonymous
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If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way,
You have to go places no others can get to.
You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too
~ Dr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Geisel) 1904 - 1991
Posted By: anonymous