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  • Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right.

    ~ Billy Graham - Posted By: Bill C

     
  • 'Whines' are products of sour grapes.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I am not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.

    ~ Unknown - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

    ~ Lawrence "Yogi" Berra - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

    ~ Elvis Presley 1935 - 1977 Posted By: anonymous

     
  • You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

    ~ Bill Cosby - Posted By: anonymous

     
  • I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

    ~ George Carlin 1937 - 2008 Posted By: anonymous

     

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